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Smokey the Enforcer

16 February, 2006 (10:45) | hitch | By: hitch

Nestled in the mountains of Italy there sits a small, peaceful town. This town is unique because it sits at the base of a particular peak on which grow a most magnificent flower, the likes of which are unknown anywhere else in the world. This fact has made the town – and the flower-sellers in […]

You’re throne your life away, son!

30 March, 2005 (11:49) | hitch | By: hitch

I had taken it upon myself to travel the globe, thinking that it was time to expand my horizons, whereupon I found myself on a small island just off the coast of Brazil. There I found a tribe of natives, relatively untouched by civilization, save for the curious tradition of bestowing upon their chief a […]

Friends! Romans! Countrymen!

21 January, 2005 (11:00) | hitch | By: hitch

There lived, in ancient Rome, a farmer of humble demeanor. His livelihood was built on the quality of his crops, for although his yield was small, it was of the finest produce that money could buy and often commanded very dear prices at the market. For all this, however, the farmer still lived a modest […]

What about an escort service?

23 November, 2004 (09:21) | hitch | By: hitch

Once upon a time there was a tiny kingdom that sat on a tiny island. This tiny kingom was ruled by a tiny king named Rupert, and he had been king for many years. Rupert was a good king. He loved his people and wanted to do what was best for them, as any good […]

Now you’re just being obtuse…

11 November, 2004 (09:00) | hitch | By: hitch

There was once a tribe of American Indians, now sadly gone from this earth, that was proud to have the most learned and wise shamans of all the land. They were particularly wise in the ways of husbands and wives – so much so that many young women would come from far off lands to […]