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Tag: All Joked Up…

Tried this yesterday, but I was interrupted by the phone.

9 November, 2004 (11:11) | hitch | By: hitch

A brilliant scientist had spent his life perfecting a technique of cloning a human from adult cells. He’d spent all of his energy working towards that single goal, and at last realized his dream using cells from his own body, from his gluteal muscles.

Wonder if they can keep it up for a full thousand years…

1 November, 2004 (13:11) | hitch | By: hitch

An American couple, Frank and Sandy Hill, had saved up a sizeable chunk of money to take their dream vacation and travel around the globe. They gathered up every necessity they could think of and packed it into their luggage, preparing for a long time away from home. Boarding their first plane, they bid their […]

High on a hill, it calls to me.

29 October, 2004 (12:07) | hitch | By: hitch

Many years ago, two clams met and fell madly in love, as clams are wont to do. Mary the Clam and Sam the Clam were the happiest clam couple the world had yet seen (this was in the days before the likes of Rob and JoAnn Clam, but that’s another story entirely) and they spent […]